….at least, not as much.  Wine is expensive.  Not that I drink the expensive stuff. It’s just that enough of the cheap stuff gets expensive too.  Plus I only have one liver.

One liver and one ceramic unicorn is an acceptable compromise.

It’s called delegating*, people, and it’s just good management skills.

*YOU might call it something else.  I’m sticking with “delegating”

addendum:

Leonard has reminded me that he is in fact made of resin, and is not ceramic, and he is frankly disappointed I would make such an obvious mistake when I claim to care about him so much, but it’s ok, he’ll just lie here with his bottle of merlot and not make a fuss about it.  But he’s not ceramic, he’s resin, which is much less fragile.

Except emotionally, apparently.

additonal addendum:

If you’re going to judge me for having imaginary conversations with my passive aggressive drunken unicorn, you should probably stop reading this blog now.  It’s not for you.