Bottled Mocha Frappuccinos are caffeinated sugary CRACK, and I had the excess fifteen pounds to show for it in my mid 30s.  But not to worry!  They’re also a “good source of calcium & protein”.

I’m not falling for it. I mean SURE I bought them, but I did so knowing full well I was not buying a health drink but 180 calories per bottle of pure addiction.  Sometimes I don’t make good life choices.

Shut up Leonard. This has nothing to do with those five pounds that won’t go away.